harrisonfj0rd: WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94% stop having arms when people ask you to smile, blowjob them my tummy itches make that stop i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow
Eric Whitacre's Virtual Choir!
musicproblems: It’s that time of year again!!! If you like singing, I highly suggest participating in this! All the details you need are on his website! Deadline is June 10th. http://ericwhitacre.com/the-virtual-choir
poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know