June 2012
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May 2012
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neyruto:
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
THIS IS A PERFECT AVRIL IMPRESSION
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I was in the shower and I thought of what my...
So I would get my graduate degree in London and while I was there I would meet Eric Whitacre’s nephew/ cousin who happens to be my age and is also ridiculously good looking (btw I have no idea if he even has a nephew/ good looking cousin). Then we would fall in love and get married. Oh and he’s a virtuoso classical pianist. So he gets recruited to play in the Met opera orchestra and...
smoking-daisies:
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you