do you ever feel like people just forget you exist
ocicats: i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy” no you know what movie we really don’t need a katy perry documentary
Am I the only one who thought Tom Cruise and Katie...
So I hear Obamacare passed.
deaphening-silence: harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise. this should be quite funny
dildos-and-debutantes: rescuerhera: thejoshinator: mpregbert: ghostgiggles: if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
Everyone should go see Moonrise Kingdom.
Seriously. It was amazing.
*friends playing truth or dare*
Friend: how far have you gone with a boy?
Me: I made eye contact with one, once.
doctor-faggot: maniacing: ...
Colbert discussing college admissions
mblostma: I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE TRUE