i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
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thebluthcompany reblogged rollingstone
“I look forward to doing many, many more episodes or efforts, I guess. I don’t know whether they’re gonna be long form or short form, whatever. I’m looking forward to playing Michael Bluth many, many more times.” - Jason Bateman
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timberlaking reblogged gershons
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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insidethismusicbox reblogged argofuckurself
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
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forweekendupdate reblogged mrsjimmyfallon
when i die i hope my vision goes black and the last thing i see is “executive producer lorne michaels”
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imthejesusofsuburbia reblogged donisnotonfire
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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livefromstudio8h reblogged futuremrs-stefonmeyers
Bill Hader and Fred Armisen laughing so much during an SNL skit that it couldn’t be aired
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